[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (bumpercars =3)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush-bush. (was checking out a hot girl and walked straight into a tree xD)
[] You have been called a blonde.


[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.( i have done it before.)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (omfgbbq)
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (stop reading my focking mind >.<)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.


[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.


[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.



[x ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I suck at math)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (FOCK YOUUUUU)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (even went on a date like that…)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (>-.-<)



[ ] You have sent chainmails because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I hate you bulletin)

total: 25 out of 36

GRAND TOTAL: 69%

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
And re-post as:
"I am 276% insane"